hanaxsongs:

“If you’re reading this, you must be in dire need of a change. The same thing happened to me, long ago. I’d lost sight of what mattered most in life… real connections with other people and nature. So I dropped everything and moved to the place I truly belong.”

fullmetalfisting:

toboldlylesbian:

stevenrogered:

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

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You know, that’s fair

WAIT

thetruekamui:

gorps:

battleagainstachristmasyopponent:

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JOKER CANONICALLY STOLE THE INVITE

WHO WAS IT ORIGINALLY TO

He fucking stole goku’s invite

By goku you mean Waluigi

rockbreakercult:
“ pillowfort-io:
“Tumblr is apparently doing some crazy nonsense again, so it seems like a good time to remind everyone that Pillowfort.io is a new social media platform that aims to give users control of their content and how it’s...

rockbreakercult:

pillowfort-io:

Tumblr is apparently doing some crazy nonsense again, so it seems like a good time to remind everyone that Pillowfort.io is a new social media platform that aims to give users control of their content and how it’s seen and shared, as well as provide better communication tools to promote conversation and creativity. If this sounds good to you, you can donate $5 to our PayPal and you will receive a registration link the Friday after your donation. And if you decide the site isn’t for you, you can request a refund for up to three weeks after you sign up. (All money we receive through this process is going towards paying our hosting expenses and compensating our programmers.)

Fyi

seasonalmelancholy:
“ suckqr:
“ lesbian-elric:
“but thats just my onion
” ”

seasonalmelancholy:

suckqr:

lesbian-elric:

but thats just my onion

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lady-antacobellum:

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  1. because they fucking

slap

next question

butchdee:

sunny + the lawyer

poiregourmande:

me: you’ve already used this exact turn of phrase two paragraphs ago, that’s too repetitive

me, an intellectual: if I use it three more times it becomes a motif

zdartstuff:

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Local gay man spends day with hamburger grandpa

raehfinnpoe:

us gays are really so deprived of good fathers/father figures that we really took one look at known trash man Frank crying and saying “I get it and just went “oh dad? you’re my dad!”

BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE FUCK YEAH WE DID

catbountry:

fifty-shadesofgay:

dankmemeuniversity:

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i just astral projected back to 2009

You absolute bastard.

bettertoseeyou:
“ Fine Crop of Kitties (by LisaGenius)
Black Cat, 1896
”

bettertoseeyou:

Fine Crop of Kitties (by LisaGenius)

Black Cat, 1896

booty shorts but instead of juicy they say Fat Pikachu

fatpikachupics:

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lennythereviewer:
“ nightf4iry:
“ raeloganthesonic06fangirl:
“ asksapphirejewel:
“ pembrokewkorgi:
“@ihatejonarbuckle
”
@raeloganthesonic06fangirl
”
Well, I mean, Garfield does care
Anyone who’s ever owned a cat knows that they have thier own ways to...

lennythereviewer:

nightf4iry:

raeloganthesonic06fangirl:

asksapphirejewel:

pembrokewkorgi:

@ihatejonarbuckle

@raeloganthesonic06fangirl

Well, I mean, Garfield does care

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Anyone who’s ever owned a cat knows that they have thier own ways to show they love you

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An often overlooked thing about Garfield is between the snark and schemes, he’s really a loving kitty

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I guess these aren’t as memorable as the wackier strips

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But Jon can always count on Garfield to make him smile when it really matters

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And Garfield knows that Jon cares

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I swear, my cat is the same way, the below picture is an accurate portrait of how it is to have a dog and cat the same time.

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Theory accepted

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wholesome

It’s rare to see Garfield content on Tumblr that isn’t “Jon is a heartless monster” or “Garfield is some eldritch horror”

uwuzume:

me clicking on the 7th “sharpest knife in the world” video today: omg i wonder what hes gonna do with that plastic wrap…..

kiwami japan, the absolute madman:

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me: 

:O

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