fishpilled:

honestly nothing expresses the breadth and variety of human experience to me more than the fact that there are people on here horny for every single guy in the terror

memewhore:

jopsonlovebot:

jfj: here we are, at the end of vanity.

crozier, tenderly holding him by the shoulders: then you are free, hm?

ned little, who begrudgingly joined this escape room team building exercise and is not getting paid for it: hey guys i found the code to the safe

tigerswearbeanies:

Crozier has transmasc swag and Hodgson deserves a hot girl summer

barkilphedros-hat:

Another glorious day of me contributing fuck all to this fandom.

kalinara:

hopeful-trekkie:

James T. Kirk:

-Graduated in the top 4% of his year
-was bullied by jocks
-Is a history nerd
-was so much of a teacher’s pet that he cheated on an exam and was commended for it
-Was referred to as “a stack of books with legs”

Jean-Luc Picard:

-Spent all his free time drinking in pubs and playing billiards
-broke more hearts than he can remember
-started a bar fight that ended up in him being stabbed in the heart
-likes to explore dangerous ruins of ancient civilizations for fun
-wouldn’t even have become a starship captain if he wasn’t this much of a hothead

And yet people still manage to get it backwards???

I think it’s a problem of First Officer, really.

Jim Kirk seems like a wild man because he’s standing next to calm, logical Spock.*  

Meanwhile, Picard seems stately and dignified because he’s standing next to Will “Any alien physiology is bangable if you just put some thought into it” Riker*.  

* Of course THEN, we get to the next layer, which is that Spock is the dude who told the Vulcan Science Academy to fuck itself, while Riker plays the trombone.

The Federation is a confusing place.

klywrites:

question for science

other than toxic or sexyback, which song would you murder someone to?

lovemakesyouwonder:

guccifloralsuits:

good evening to women still profoundly affected by the “IDK my BFF Jill” AT&T commercial from 2007

soft-leovold:

goobra:

bro is it parasocial to experience art

fgarcialorca:

hey guys quick question